Mittwoch, 4. Juli 2007

Stop jigging about like a frigging meat puppet



It has been a while since my last update but no, I still haven’t pierced my nipples. I make decisions like this at the speed of a retarded sloth (I also eat and sleep like one in case you wanted to know).It was an interesting few weeks even my by abnormally thrilling life’s standards. Here are just some of the exhilarating episodes I’ve had:1. Burning my hand making soup for the brother, having a blister the size of a grape and “enjoying” having my boss gleefully poke it when I am distracted.2. Buying Strictly Ballroom and Sunset Boulevard special edition DVDs (thus having to rearrange categorized DVDs)3. Mysteriously injuring my middle finger on my right hand making it appear to have “extra” bones and click whenever I move it.4. Stopping taking the pill after 10 years (12 year old slut?) and becoming hormonally deranged (who knew toilet paper commercials could be so moving?)5. Spending an hour epilating the brother’s back. Yes, an hour. Yes, my brother’s back. 6. Wondering what sadistic cunt invented the epilator after trying it for a second on my leg.7. Cleaning vomit off the carpet at work after some child threw up.8. Receiving a thank you card and terry’s chocolate orange from her family for being so nice to them and not making them clean it up.But out of all of these experiences my favourite one has been watching Magnolia for the first time. I finally watched it after my brother loaned me his DVD about a year ago. I haven’t enjoyed or reacted to a film as much since I first saw the director’s cut of Betty Blue and whether or not that’s a bi-product of my recent hormonal insanity shall be known when I give it a second viewing some time.If you’ve seen it tell me what you thought of it.If you haven’t seen it rent it out some time.P.S – Ray is still a moron.

7 Kommentare:

calgraphipsarea38 hat gesagt…

you took from me the best 180 seconds of my life.

erjbeta hat gesagt…

Ok-4, 6 and 8 had me laughing out loud.I loved Magnolia.

blueriverd9sign88e hat gesagt…

you would have wasted them...

raiblirdcentral13 hat gesagt…

Down with the demon known as Ray!I loved Magnolia. It moved me in so many ways that I never expected a movie to. I really loved the scene where Tom Cruise comes to his father's bedside. That kills me.

iimvivaen8648 hat gesagt…

4 and 6 had me laughing until my sides were sore. I suppose I'll be just as hormonally derranged (Not that I'm not already) after I stop taking The Shot every three monthes.It's bad enough that my urge to kill rises to a very serious high when I haven't bled in three monthes, not to mention the fact that I sometimes weep uncontrollably and the littlest thing will set me off.Yeah...Better than having to take the Pill everyday. :)

ptgmkp98yahoocom hat gesagt…

Yes, that's exactly how I felt. I cried for a full half hour until my cat climbed on my lap and headbutted me into normality again.I also cried when they were all singing "Wise Up" and then out of happiness right after the last scene which is utterly perfect.

diario2mperfeito4i hat gesagt…

HAHAH!You gotta see May.